For those of you who missed it, my previous post was a huge sucked in.
Congratulations to Cycling News for burying me comprehensively.
In my defence, I was caught off guard because of the way the calendar works. When April 1 finished I relaxed. But the trick is that when April 1 disappears here there is still another 15 hours on the US east coast and 18 hours on the west coast.
Technically the trick backfired because you can’t pull a prank after lunch on the day, so I’m currently consulting with my lawyers and I think I could end up quite rich if we can find a loop hole. We’re considering a 2 pronged attack, the clock thing plus malicious wounding. Malicious wounding of a persons delicate mental state is obviously a serious offence. All we need is a sympathetic jury and a caring judge… or a bought jury and an alcoholic judge.
Either way, I’m on a winner.