BOMB!!!!

 

How exciting is this? 

 

I was going postal… delivering parcels.  As I was pulling into the local surf life saving club I was overtaken and then blocked from entering the car park by 2 police cars. 

 

The venue had received a bomb threat. 

 

I became a significant person of interest to the police, as I had just arrived with a vehicle full of medium sized cardboard boxes. 

 

So anyway, the sniffer dogs were cute.  And get this.  It had been raining a little bit and they actually had a little mat for the dogs to wipe their feet on before they got in the car for the search.  How considerate!

 

 

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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.  -Robert A. Heinlein
 
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21 Responses to BOMB!!!!

  1. Suzanne says:

    Just proving Mike that even for OZ you are a shady looking character….

  2. uncadan8 says:

    So are you writing this from the slammer? Sounds like an interesting day!

  3. Sue says:

    THATS IT.  I always thought you looked kind of familiar. . . Now I know!  Just imagine BIg Mike with a hooded sweatshirt with the hood up, dark glasses and dark curly hair.  They’ve got the wrong guy in jail.  You know what finally tipped me off?  It was your long, rambling manifestos on all types of subjects.
     
    Botched
     
    P.S. Oh, wait. Nevermind. I was thinking of Al Maviva.

  4. Tom Stormcrowe says:

    Mike, auld son! I like the Heinlein quote! It’s from "The Cat Who Walked Through Walls", right?My favorite RAH Quote: "There are no dangerous weapons, just dangerous men".

  5. Courtney says:

    Hahah.  I knew you were an international mystery man. 
     
    Incidentally, my son and I were reading a book with Australia in it last night, and so I showed it to him on the globe.  Now he wants to visit, so let me know when you’re ready for houseguests.
     
    😉

  6. Susan says:

    Thanks for the tip, Mike.  Now I’m going to contact your Aussie bomb squad to ask them if they will share their secret method of getting dogs to wipe their feet on a rug.  That would really make my day.

  7. Unknown says:

    The "Surf Life Saving Club?"  That sounds like someplace where they collect Brian Wilson’s bottled urine and cast off prescription drug bottles, along with mostly empty tins of surf wax and 40s of Bud.

  8. BIg Mike In Oz says:

    Suzanne – some women like the criminal type.
     
    Dan – I was wearing my security clearance from the federal police… that helps a lot.
     
    Botched – Al would never hurt a hair on your head… unless he meant to.
     
    Tom – I can’t remember where I got the quote from.  I haven’t read any Heinlein so that probably narrows it down to a dog lovers website or a smart arse lecturer.
     
    Courtney – you can bring him anytime.  We left home today (Good Friday) with 3 children and came home with 7.  We’ve got plenty of wombat repellent.
     
    LazyClio – I thought all beagles wiped their feet.
     
    Al – doesn’t translate well, huh?  A surf life saving club is 2 things.  When I was a teenager it was an equipment shed and a dormatory at the beach for life savers (life guards).  Now it’s all that plus a restaurant, concert venue and poker machines.  Allegedly to raise funds for equipment for the lifeguards.

  9. Unknown says:

    So basically what you are telling me, Mike, is I had the correct understanding of what a Surf Life Saving Club is, other than my inexplicable failure to mention polyester shirts and ankle jewelry.
     
    And you’re right about Botched.  I’d never hurt him unless I wanted to.  Or unless he was on my line in a race in which case it would be wheel-dee-bump-ity until he made some space, and that could potentially be hurtful for one or the other of us, or the first 15 guys to hit our tangled bikes and corpses in the corner.   

  10. Unknown says:

    WOW!  You have an exciting life!  Did they find an actual bomb?
     
    A little mat, eh?  That’s so polite and careful.
     
    Hugs,
     
    MuMo

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