I’m not one for passing on junk mail, but this from my sister just struck a chord.
It’s wrong on so many different levels, and yet so painfully accurate.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male… Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female… A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male… A Root – 30 seconds to two minutes max. Preferably during an ad break.
7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female… A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.