Happy New Year to all who visit.
I had my first session with the personal trainer yesterday so I’m having a little trouble typing at the moment. I also can’t lift the thesaurus down off the shelf so I can’t use any other word apart from bitch to describe her.
While I’m regaining the use of my limbs and torso I’d like to offer you a joke that I thought up last night. It’s probably been done before but I’ve never heard it therefore it’s new and I claim it as my own.
Q. Who came first the chicken or the egg?
A. Neither, it was the rooster.
Once again, Happy New Year. And don’t drink Drive (because it’s washing powder).